This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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