id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
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