her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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