used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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