I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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