can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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