Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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