I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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