i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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