If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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