sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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