Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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