I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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