Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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