Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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