gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
nutella sex= disaster
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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