we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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