Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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