Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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