I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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