thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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