I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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