I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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