As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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