I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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