she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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