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guys are not supposed to queef...right?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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