Sry I called you an 8
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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