brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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