I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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