I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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