they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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