do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
