She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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