took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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