Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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