Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
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