His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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