girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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