She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
