I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
We got so high we made milksteak
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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