It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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