I think scott just propositioned me for sex
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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