Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Do plants get herpes?
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