Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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