She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
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