Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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