Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You did what with his pubic hair?
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