brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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