Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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