I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
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