he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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