Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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