I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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