Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
she smelled like a LAN party
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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